barackn0bama:

I nO LikE vidEo ExPliCIte ThiS No mUSIc ThIs POop I lIsTen reAl muSic RoCk muSic ThiSs nO rOk!?!? whY no ACdc WhY nO lEd ZEpaLeeN reAl mUsiC!!!!!

- every comment on anaconda

"Zepaleen," hahahahahaha fuck

Tuesday afternoon, and I ain’t got shit to do, except fall in love with you

romankyaryday:

you were named after two of the bravest men i ever knew, danny devito godzilla

skullspeare:

blastortoise:

I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like “you know I’m gay right?” And watch the look of terror on their face.

i like you

apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK